Relationships.

I am 18. I have only ever been in one relationship. Not only did it last for a reasonably long time, but also resulted in bitter heartache. Typical.


I assume that most people's first loves are crappy. However, being the awesome loser that I am, I figured things might be different for me. I made a real effort in our relationship. I baked cupcakes and even cookies on occasion. I bought him awesome t-shirts. And I give the best hugs in the world. Not to toot my own clarinet or anything, but I really do.


So we broke up because I got sick of him being overprotective and possessive. For the first few weeks, his jealousy was both adorable and flattering. It was no longer than 6 months before it caused me extreme emotional pain and irritation.

 Taylor Swift has 2 albums currently. There is not an aspect of relationships that this girl doesn't cover. She's got everything from being so in love that you can't see straight, to breaking up because he cheated; breaking up because you felt it was time to move on; regretting the decision to move on, and then on the flipside glorying in your ability to move on and find better; missing the relationship where you fought constanly; someone else stealing your man..


I wanna be friends with Tay Swizzle. She'd give fantastic adivce.


Or break into song and bug the crap outta me.


Or maybe she's actually a total bee with an itch. That'd sure explain why she HAS so many exes to sing about.


Meh. Relationships.


And yet we want one, don't we? Yesss.